Sloppy Arse Blast

Similar to an Arse Blast, but this time they follow through.

John: "Say whats that smell Tom?"

Tom: "You don't want to know mate", Taking in the fumes from the crevice where his penis once stood.

John: "Let me guess, Sloppy Arse Blast?"

Tom: "You got it!"

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Cunting Arse Sausage

A very good insult. Used by the limeys at stripcreator.com

dcom, you are such a cunting arse sausage.

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butter my arse

Term said to a man when their partner wants to engage in anal sex and needs lubrication. Taken from the infamous 'Last Tango in Paris' scene.

"I'm on the blob tonight Archibold, you'll have to butter my arse if you want any."

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dropping your arse

an expression of surprise or shock, or a reaction to misfortune

'when i saw that she was in here i nearly dropped me arse!!!'

'id better go see him he'll drop his arse if i dont'

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Grab arse month

From the 10 of November to the 10 of November it is officially grab arse month

Jonathan: ‘grabs laynie’s arse
Laynie: what the fuck Jonathan
Jonathan: it’s fine laynie it’s grab arse month
Laynie: ohh Ok sure that’s fine

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slit-arse cunt

A term which originated in Nova Scotia meaning beyond evil ... a supreme cunt, see Ann Coulter

That ugly, slit-arse cunt is so vile she couldn't give a dog a bone!

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sergeant arse-fuck

have a guess

Oi sergeant arse-fuck - get off my property!
Just what do you think your doing sergeant arse-fuck...eh?

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