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random bacon

1)random bacon is a kind of bacon that is unexpected and tend to be the best kind of bacon.
2)bacon that appears from nowhere

1)carl:i want some bacon for breakfast
peggy: theres already some made
carl: wow! random bacon
2)carl: wow some bacon fell into my lap that sure is some random bacon

by ian rocks! March 3, 2005

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bacon bits

Bits of poop that cling to your butt hair due to having a poo poo bum.

"My younger sister eats Bacon Bits like boogers."

by Bunn4r August 26, 2007

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Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.

He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.

by Gojai August 30, 2017


Big Bacon

A corporate conspiracy of pig farmers whose tentacles of influence extend into politics, Hollywood, and the media. As founding members of ALEC, Big Bacon frequently sponsors pro-bacon legislation and are rumoured to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.

"Big Bacon donated $3m to the Trump superpac"

by mcgruffallo July 25, 2021


Guster Bacon

An alien who is obsessed with the human band Guster and also likes bacon.
Can be used metaphorically to talk about somebody who has an obsession with something and likes bacon.

Person1:Did you hear that Beyonce released a new song and she is having this massive giveaway for 30 minutes with her?
Person2: You're really a Guster Bacon about her.

by UltraKombat751 February 16, 2021


Bacon Train

a quick succession of butt kicking against a team or individual

we road the bacon train right over those fools

by ginger winner April 11, 2011


Brodie bacon

An autistic person who is fit and bent

Brodie bacon is doing princess trust what a spas

by J1mmy5avi113 May 26, 2022