slap'n the bass

where you slap the bass to hard. Your rectum takes offence

guy: Man I think I was slap'n the bass to hard

Guy 2 : I know bruv it kills init. My wife tried slap'n the bass last night

bass boffer

A person who would stick his cock in a fishes mouth. Usually a southerner.

Bubba the bass boffer 's sister caught him fucking a largemouth bass and decided to help him with his predickament.

Slap the bass february

Its the most important thing to do in february

Damn I gotta slap that bass it's slap the bass february

bass torture

What eggs do all of the time

ladida fuck this field it's useless bass torture there accept this shit now

Shape-Bass

Any wonky ass looking bass typically used by butt-rock, nu-metal and jam bands. Usually are incredibly overdesigned to provide balance and playability but somehow never look pleasant. (term used by Pat Finnerty in the post Kravitz-Bowl to describe the bassist of Puddle of Mudd's bass)

"Hey bruh, have you seen my new Warwick?"
"You paid a fucking grand for a shape-bass?!"

Bass o'clock

The magical witching hours near dusk wherein the bass and other fish begin to strike the topwater. It is the most ideal time for anglers alike to be throwing the ploppers, frogs and other topwater lures. In some instances, Bass o'clock may even sometimes be in the late stages of dawn.

Banner: "Man nothing has been hitting my plopper I think we're getting skunked boys"
Doobson: "Relax man it's not even Bass o'clock yet, we're gonna get hits soon"
Banner: "Ture you're right."
Savic: "Foggd D for Bass o'clock"

The bass slaps

Something you say when you don't think something is bad and personally don't like it.

"do you like game of thrones?"
"I've heard it's good, the bass slaps"
"Yeah, it's not for everyone"