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National Frog Day is where you can do anything to a frog!! :)
DONT FUCK IT FOR FUCKS SAKE
Luna: *plays with a frog*
Luka: *fucks a frog*
Luna: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Luka: but it’s national frog day!
Luna: BUT FUCKING IT IS NOT RIGHT
Something miss piggy says while having sex with Kermit.
Why couldn’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because every time she got to 69, she got a frog in her throat
An association founded in April 1703 to provide frogs with suitable princesses, and vice versa. Operators of the Frog-Princess Mobile.
Hey, Isabelle — have the Frog-Princess Association sent you this month's recommendations yet?
Groom my frog can be used in a scenario when you need to get off the phone because it’s awkward silence or they talk to long.
Hold on! I got to go, i have to groom my frog
From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution
"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."
It is the most godliest, elusive, beautiful being in existence. They live in colonies in the Himalayan Mountains in search of carrots. If you find a Moist Magenta Frog beware as if it touches you like your uncle you will have an extreme orgasm and you will be transformed into one of them, I have estimated that there are 169 in the wild today. Please beware as these animals are very kind, cute and WET.
Omg dad, its a Moist Magenta Frog. Can you let it molest me.
This animal was forged from year 8 art class, if you know you know.
A species of frogs found in Nigeria.
Their skin is black (as they have more niggatronium in their pigmentation than the skin of all other frogs).
They thrive in all environments (water and land).
They’re nocturnal, so they only come out at night to hunt for food (like lizards, spiders, etc).
They let out their vocal calls by repeatedly saying niggit until they find food and they keep doing it.
They’re extremely defensive as well and highly venomous, biting any white-skinned creature that intrudes it.
You: We just discovered the Nigerian black frog in Nigeria.
Me: Wow!