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Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv
I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg
When your homie is blowing you so you throw an egg in his face
As I watch PepperBox TV my homie was giving my a prairie Blumpkin. He was a natural and didn't even close his eyes when I threw the egg at him.
When your homie is blowing you and throws an egg in your face.
Did you see Nick giving Richard a prairie blumpkin the other day?
When an individual is receiving oral sex from a good friend and the recipient throws an egg in his or hers face.
“I was getting a really toothy blowjob from Cody the other day so I hit him with a gnarly prairie blumpkin.”
The bump you get when snorting carpet fibers that have been mixed with another drug.
I got such a great high the other night snorting some carpet dope. I really needed that blumpkin bump
When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.
Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”
A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck
Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!