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a cowboy burger is when you take a shit between a milfs arse cheeks then clap them together screaming yeehaw as you jizz on her wrinkled forehead.
Me and my girl did the cowboy burger last night.
The sweet tasty goodness of OKC Military.
We flew into the base only to get a Tinker Burger.
When you go to a strip club and the male and female strippers bend over in a g-string
Dude that's one tasty pink burger
Gripping your "buddy's" soft dick and balls into your hands together and putting the entire meat station into your mouth in one bite.
A gentleman I met online asked me if he could enjoy my meat station by eating my buddy burger.
When poo is squished between the butt cheeks in form of sandwich.
Dude, why didn’t you grab me some more toilet paper? I had to get it myself and now I have major burger ass.
When you're eating a girl out in the doggy style position and she diarrheas down into your mouth.
My woman had a bad case of the diarrhea last night and accidently gave me a Squirter Burger.
Those things you buy when you are drinking and then regret the next day
Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.
McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.