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"Canada's History" is a euphemism for an aberrant sexual ritual wherein several males clad only in bear-skin loins douse themselves in syrup and perform unspeakable sex acts upon a single unsuspecting trout. Also known as "The Maple Leaf Rag," and "The Canadian Tapioca Cod Sandwich." The practice is particularly common in isolated Canadian logging camps.
Did you hear the trout are in spawning season? What say you me and some other hosers head up to Yellowknife for some hot slippery Canada's History.
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A sexual act which American's don't know much about. It most often involves a bunch of pussies that nobody cares about. It used to be referred to as "the beaver."
-"Did they just perform Canada's History?"
-"I really don't give a shit."
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Similar in nature to its neighbor's Alaskan Snow Dragon. The male, wearing moose horns, covers the the female in maple syrup while she performs oral sex on him. After he ejaculates, he clamps her mouth shut and tells her the Canucks have won the Stanley Cup. In her excitement she will shoot the semen out of her nose.
Brad performed Canada's History with Jane last night.
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A seriously depraved sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Hey baby I wanna do something really kinky... how about a lil Canada's History?
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The Act of a 5 man anal sex line that ends ejaculating into a moose's anus all while singing "o canada"
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the sexual act of pouring maple syrup on ones genitals while sticking moose antlers in your ass and urethra while singing Oh Canada
yesterday joe and i canada's history'd all night long with this homeless man
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