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The unfortunate event of having both crabs and blue waffles at the same time
Fuck man, I knew I shouldn't have fucked that whore last night she gave me Chesapeake Blue Crabs
When a female has a case of crabs and a yeast infection.
Dude, don’t go near jen, cheesy crab bread.
a side dish unintentionally obtained from Alluvia in Atlanta after being escorted to the boom-boom room by a blonde Floridian bimbo
My dad was entertaining some clients at the Cheetah in the 90's. He said everyone went home with an order of Gulf Coast Crabs.
A crab crafted by satan and is the subject of nightmares everywhere.
OH SHIT japanese spider crab NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOpe nope nope nope nope nope nope...
When you're in Philadelphia and you are getting head from someone. Right when you're about to cum, you scream your own name, then you cum on the persons face, blow a handful of old bay seasoning into their eyes, and then slap them with a cheese steak.
"I had some old bay left over, so I went to pats and gave that bitch the ol Philadelphia crab boil.
The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out
Luke gave her a Maryland mud crab for Valentine's Day
Food that's basically for hermit crabs.
I'm feeding the hermit crab some hermit crab food.