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pijaso de mark

It is used in some areas of Spain, but it is used more often in English. This expression means that someone wants to have lots of sex with you with his tiny dick.

I met with Christoph yesterday and he wantes to pijaso de mark.

by susilacotorra January 24, 2022


drink de' hooper

An alcoholic drink that contains just enough fruit juice to tint the color of the clear alchol. The rest of the drink is filled to the rim with alcohol. Mostly consumed by south orange county teens or one Dad.

Bro wanna take out the bmw tonight and go drinking
Only if we drink the drink de' hooper!
Hells yeah dude

by Ban3 May 10, 2017


Cinco de Mayo

A few of my gringo friends ask me the meaning of Cinco de Mayo every year so I thought I would give the full unabridged and comprehensive answer here.

It all started on a cool April morning in 1843 in Mexico. It was the middle of the Mexican war of independence against their Mayan overlords. General Chimichanga was leading an offensive for the Mexican army and was marching north to meet the Mayans at Fajita Hill. He knew he would be out-numbered so he sent his mariachi band to contact the Burrito Boys in Tijuana to request their assistance in battle. He was not sure if they would agree or even arrive in time for the battle (they were located 23.5 miles away). When General Chimichanga arrived at Fajita Hill on May 5 he was amazed to find the Burrito Boys and their leader Commander Nacho Cheese got there first and decimated the Mayans on there own with less than 20 men. The Mayans fled north to Alamo, Texas effectively ending the Mexican war for independence.

General Chimichanga gets most of the credit for winning the Mexican war for Independence on Cinco de Mayo, but Commander Nacho Cheese was the real hero. He and the Burrito Boys saved Mexico from the Mayans.

by General Chimichanga May 6, 2022


De la salle

Poor school that can’t really afford anything eg pens and paper
Full of twats and the year 7s act hard

Most teachers are annoying

Got broken in to twice in 1 month

Tbf I don’t even think the cameras
And alarms were even working

Half the school claims to be gay

And the food is discussing

Oi you know de la salle ?

Yh that shitty school is Basildon

by Xboxkid088888 April 9, 2020


bois de vache

18th and 19th century (French) fur trapper term for the use of dried buffalo excrement in place of firewood, a practice adopted from Native Americas of the great plains.

(literally, "wood of the cow" or "cow wood")

Messrs. I implore you, given the frightful chill on this expansive and treeless prairie, might you be so kindly disposed as to collect for us some bois de vache so that we might warm our bodies and lift our spirits?

by John C. Fremont August 9, 2009


Adam De Champlain

cool guy

Oh that’s a cool guy, his name is probably Adam De Champlain!

by adamdechamplain April 9, 2021


De-railed Brownstreak

Any smudged turd not on the inside of a toilet.

Man, Jim had the biggest de-railed brownstreak ever across his forehead.

by ThatCrazyMexicanGuy November 25, 2010