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Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 23, 2020


Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.

Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.

by bogosuperelf June 30, 2020


I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 14, 2015


“gardening”

gardening is a phrase stoners use to say they smoke weed.

I got into “gardening” recently, so I want to know what’s the best flower/bud to use.

by May 13, 2024


Emilio’s garden

A triangular patch of hair on the lower back, above the buttocks.

His swimsuit proudly displayed Emilio’s garden adding a unique touch to his beach look.

by cuban007 February 20, 2024


Make your garden grow

Touching or rubbing the female genitalia to arousal up to orgasm

Made famous by Led Zeppelin in their song 'Houses of the Holy'

" Can I take you to the movies? Can I take you to the show? Can I be yours ever truly? Can I make your garden grow?"

by peterkin1010 June 03, 2017


Person who shits in gardens

Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat

Person who shits in gardens

by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020