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Keymari martin is your biggest opp, he is also a hoe ass nigga
you acting like keymari martin rn ngl.
When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.
"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "
Martin Gay is the manliest man in existance.
Look at that man, he is on the same level as Martin Gay
This guy is always fucking up one way or another, but eventually he'll disappear. Like magic!
Such a Dylan Martin
A man who is which a rather big man slag with intentions on fucking girls and leaving them.
Also a man who rapidly punches black people in the face wen they touch his chicken or vodka.
Hot dumb blonde: omfg he's so hot
Smart slut: yeah but he's a Martin green
Blake Martines is very hot and loyal to everyone
Blake Martines is hot!
The act of letting everyone know how important you are and how much you don’t need money, yet you complain about your flexible schedule, good paying job and how you are going to the airlines if you go back to the line.
Lacy complains everyday about how he can get a better job at the airlines if he gets put back on the line. The agency has been Martin Smith'd and is lucky to have him.