Martin Smith'd

The act of letting everyone know how important you are and how much you don’t need money, yet you complain about your flexible schedule, good paying job and how you are going to the airlines if you go back to the line.

Lacy complains everyday about how he can get a better job at the airlines if he gets put back on the line. The agency has been Martin Smith'd and is lucky to have him.

Modisetting

Defined; The art of being absent for undesirable duties, yet appearing as though you fulfilled those duties as fellow colleagues complete the undesirable task in your absence.

Tom was assigned the duty desk today, but was modisetted for the remainder of the shift. Someone was modisetting Tom.

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Modisetting

Modisetting Defined; the art of being absent for undesired duties, though appearing as if you fulfilled those duties while your colleagues complete those undesirable tasks.

Tom had to work the duty desk because he was being modisetted by a fellow employee who failed to show up. Modisetting is common in his workplace.

Vagina wash

The act of getting your face “washed” by some female smashing her vagina on your face and moving back and forth over your face.

Angel gave Michael a vagina wash as a reward for a beautiful evening of dinner and dancing.

Grapp’ d

The act of calling in sick when you have to fly an important mission. When you do show up you complain about the aircraft and the agency’s future.

Robert called in sick Grapp’ d his colleagues.