Downstairs Nose

A slang, yet proper term for ones penis.

Used most often in lighthearted situations.

bro #1" hey bro you gonna hook up with that chick again?"

bro #2 " Na man I blew it. My downstairs nose sneezed too early"

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tap nose

after enough time has passed you forget about the rush of water that streams out of your nasal passage as a result of an epic surf session, and falls onto anything in front of you.

was just texting my mates about the pumping surf and just tap nosed my phone.

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tweet nose

What you call someone with a very big nose.So big, it leans over to the left. In tweet's song, one of the lines goes "lean ooover to the left"

"James, your nose so big it lean over the left"

"You got that tweet nose"

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nose flute

When the boogers in your nose create a whistle noise when you breathe in or out.

Dude, are you getting sick? Last night your nose flute was so loud I thought a train was coming!

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nose rag

a handkerchief or tissue

Don't forget the nose rag.

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Nose guard

The defensive equivalent of center in a game of football, usually the most obese player on a team, usually just to fall on the center.

Did you see that fatass on nose guard fall on Dillon and break his spine?! I swear I heard the earth shake when he fell on him!

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Honker Nose

N.

Owen Wilson.

Hey look! Honker Nose is on entertainment tonight!

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