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person 1: hey have u seen hongseok’s new selca?
person 2: yeah he’s so boyfriend material. <3
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1. someone that you treat like a boyfriend when you want to piss off someone else! but they aren't really your man! that help keep the other women/men at bay! see also sex partners, side-piece
I don't have time for these dudes today, i am just going to be up under my Faux Boyfriend.
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whenn you have a boyfriend who is so damn jealous you aren't allowed to hug any other guys, talk to any other guys, look at any other guys, or even THINK about any other guys.
" I said hi to Brad today, and Tom totally flipped out. He's got a serious case of Jealous Boyfriend Syndrome.
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As the boyfriend of the relationship, you’re girlfriend is always the cutest, no matter the situation. In an argument you are granted by royal bro decree to veto any attempt she makes and calling you the cutest.
“Yeah man, my girlfriend is the cutest.”
“Sorry babe, according to Boyfriend Code #1, it’s decreed that you are the cutest one in this relationship, twenty-four seven, three-hundred and sixty-five days a year.”
When you go above and beyond the call of duty to do something for your girlfriend.
Emily: It's 5 am. Why are you still up?
Kyle: My girlfriend Becky can't sleep so I'm keeping her company on MSN.
Emily: I'm going to bed. Good luck staying awake.
Kyle: I'll be fine, super boyfriend mode has kicked in.
The guy who loves you & treats you the way no other guy has treated you & gives you a thousand reasons to love him more & more each day
Alex Palominos is the world's best boyfriend !
I love you Alex
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A boy that a girl fucks up the ass via some strap-on device.
Danielle says "Jeffrey is my Bend over boyfriend, I like doing him from behind"
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