Ol' Columbus Handshake

A game in which participants grab a tight hold of the other participants groins. The first person who passes out (or otherwise quits by releasing the opponent's crotch) is declared the loser, and must remunerate the other players, typically by buying drinks.

Our crew couldn't decide who was paying so we gave one another the Ol' Columbus Handshake to see who'd buy the first round.

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Anyone who type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, zxacsqvdwbfengrmhtjykuliop and any other hidden keyboard triggers imaginable. If you turn on your computer on Saturdays then you increased the amount of boredom then you just type everywhere on your keyboard; up to down instead of left to right.

Sister: Stop pretending to type random letters and play Pony Town.
Me: Okay, then just wait a little bit. *searching `1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`7410/8520*963.-++-.369*0258/0147 into Urban Dictionary and see the definition*

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Ol' BeefCat

The large (34 pound) Maine Coon house cat, owned by a old friend of mine (who self nicknamed himself as "Ol' Beef") who will only use the litter box, if Fresh Step™ kitty litter is used.

I created the artwork for Ol' BeefCat and used it as my logo since 1998.

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"Ol' BeefCat hasn't gone to the litter box since Tuesday! Gotta go to the K-rogers and pick up some Fresh Step, Bah Gawd!"

OLE Biddy Az

Someone like AZ

That Ole Biddy az is a pita

ole Jug

Someone who has a very large head sometimes referred to as “jug” or “jughead”

P1-Hey what do you think ole jug is getting into today?
P2- ole jugs probably just feeding the geese

big ol bittes

A song made by “Your Favorite Martian”

“Big ol bittes”

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Wow, you made it! this is truly the definition of ultimate boredom. This happens by starting with W and going to the left downwards, and then going back to the one you didn't do. Punched it into google or any search engine and this where you ended up!

Jon: Man I've tried almost everything. Who keeps writing these on urban dictionary?

jack: Try, wsxqazrfvedcyhntgbik,ujmp;/ol.

jon: thanks!