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Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011


peter parker complex

when you help everyone you know but put yourself last

John:hey,did you see Jack? he has a peter parker complex

by D1sc0rd March 1, 2022


Parker Johnpiere

A guy whos destiny is to lose a comp and eat a cum cracker.

Parker Johnpiere lost the comp!

by funnyguy694220 October 10, 2019


kayli parker

runs around the halls screaming leave me alone and flips u off if u even say her name-brady willman is in love with her

"hey did u see that kayli parker walking around"
"yeah i asked her something and she yelled at me and flipped me off

by marbyssssss September 9, 2021


Parker Grav

When playing the video game "Overwatch" Parker Christman goes Zarya, uses her ultimate; gets little to no one in the Gravitation Surge.

Be sure not to get a Parker Grav.

by Parker Grav February 28, 2021


Parker girl

Girl Parker’s are the best. They’re usually talented at something or athletic and have the best eye for style, music, and art. Girl Parker’s are the sweetest and most empathetic and caring people in the world (which some can find surprising because of their intimidating looks). Girl Parker’s are beautiful in a way that is unexplainable, you just get a crush on them no matter what. It helps that their body is fit. They’re charming, flirty, and honest. They have amazing banter and are very observant. Girl Parker’s are 100% wifey-material, and will always support their friends x

Boy 1: I’m in love with parker girl
Boy 2: everyone is in love with parker!

by Sexygodmsbn November 23, 2021


quincy parker

A really hot guy the most interesting guy in the world he is strong and determined he's going to go to UNC

Wow He's such a Quincy Parker

by Pollb March 20, 2017