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A male who frequents the Huzzah Valley, slave name Justin.
Hey, look at the pig tits on that one!
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It is when a man has a threesome with two fat chicks.
"Dude, I am going to go for a threesome tonight!" "Look at you man, you have a better chance pulling off a 'pigs in a blanket'."
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Working at a place of employment that requires little work. The time of which, is mostly spent surfing the net, watching internet TV, and instant messaging friends.
"Hey Chuck whats up?" "Not much Joe, just catching up on The Office and feeding the pig."
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pony tails tied to the side of a head used like handle bars for a bicycle.
Taylor Swift looks hot with pig tails. - Luke Dixon
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A large fucking woman who's so fat that her pussy lips are hidden by rolls of fat and two bags of flour are required to find the wet spot.
Me and my buddy saw two fat pigs eating a bucket of fried chicken and a bag of doritos and he said: "You see those two women over there?" and I said: "Those aren't women, those are fat pigs, that's why they're wearing moo moos!".
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Booze Pig is the leader and envy of a pack of Booze Hounds. Booze Pig has the all of the qualities of a Booze Hound which are: social competency despite vast booze consumption and the ability to find any reason to booze. These additional qualities are what make a Booze Pig: immunity to hangovers, the ability to turn those around them into Booze Hounds, and the ability to time travel. Booze Pig will lead the Booze Hounds through a night/day of boozing, and be the only one to show up for a fully productive workday on time. They will have no memory of the prior night/day of boozing hence the ability to time travel. Nor will they be hurting from all of the booze. They only time a Booze Pig suffers is if they didn't booze made apparent through shaky hands and complaints about how thirsty they are.
10:00 AM
FNG: "Man, I am hungover today. Feel like shit."
FOG: "Is that why you are late? It's Tuesday! What was the occasion?"
FNG: "Nothing. The Boss invited me and a few other people for dinner. Didn't realize the Boss drinks his dinner! He must be fucked up."
FOG: "Nope, he was here early for a 6:00 AM meeting."
11:00 AM
Boss: "Who are you?"
FNG: "I am the FNG. You invited me over for dinner."
Boss: "I did...? Oh you are?...You should come over again! See you later!" (leaves)
FNG: "Damn, my liver won't survive working here. The Boss is a Booze Pig!"
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