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Article of linen sewed by one's grandmother with which inadequate kissers practice necking because they lack the balls to go out and get some real world experience.
Said Doug, "Gee, as long as I have a soggy pillow in my bed, I'll never get to do the horizontal tango!"
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An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.
Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.
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A woman with caked on make-up, usually found frequenting clubs and bars. When you take them home to bang them, you wake up in the morning with a ruined pillow-case from their massive amounts of make-up being rubbed off.
So after I banged that Pillow Case Ruiner last night I had to go out and buy some new pillow cases! Shit was nasty!
The pillow in your room that soaks up all the cum like a sponge. See also Pillow Cream.
The full moon tonight is the perfect opportunity to try this antique pillow cum sponge... a gift from an unknown admirer. Who am I to refuse?
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When a couple puts a pillow in front of their faces to shield others from seeing them makeout.
Hey, did you see Marisa and Chris going "behind the pillow" while we were watching Drag me to Hell?
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When two men repeatedly whack one another with their testis until one of them surrenders thus allowing the winner to egage in intercourse with the woman at stake.
"Hey did you hear who won the Norweigan Pillow Fight last night?"
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When you shave your pubes and sprinkle them on an Asian girls asshole and begin to eat her ass.
Chris- Dude I saw you hooked up with that hot Chinese girl.
Me- Yeah, I buried my face in her tibetan fur pillow.
Chris- Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you.
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