Donkey Kong snatch

A very aggressive grab performed by a very barley man, often a Caucasian man, in the Philippines while riding a jeepney. The act is done by hanging on back of the vehicle and grabbing a potential bride/female pedestrian as she walks by. He will then say, "You mine!" and take her home as prize of the day.

Hey fam, donkey kong snatch that hoe! she so fine.

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catch her by the snatch

A variation of “grab her by the pussy.”

“I really don’t like that phrase, so I’ll just say ‘catch her by the snatch.’”

West Nile snatch

In reference to any diseased-ridden vaginus; by definition, any female genitalia harboring a minimum of 4 STD's; in certain contexts can be used in reference to a female mosquito.

Boner: "Son, it is very important that you always wear a condom when you are fornicating with one of your concubines."

Son: "Don't worry Dad. I'm just intercoursing with the harlot who lives down the street. She's on birth control!"

Boner: "Oh no son. You should at least triple wrap before planting your tree in that West Nile snatch."

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Three Hole Snatch

This is the act of deliberately ripping a piece of notebook paper out of a three ring binder.

whoa whoa whoa Tommy I'll borrow a piece of paper from someone else, that shits been three hole snatched

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Delaware Snatch Trap

A local female Delaware slut attaches herself to some poor unsuspecting young airman from Dover Air Force Base. Purposely uses him for his military benefits and a chance to get out of the Delaware area. This useless cunt can be spotted at the local mall, Wal Mart, or the State Fair with excessive makeup smelling of cum and cigarette smoke. (Note: She is probably already intoxicated and pregnant at the same time.)

Airman Smith was supposed to transfer to his dream assignement today until he was stopped at the gate by his First Sergeant for falling into a Delaware Snatch Trap.

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King of the nasty snatch

someone that likes to 'pork' women that no one else would ever do just for the hell of it

Pal A: Oh my god look at that 400 lb beast

Pal B:Yeah I'd hit that

Pal A: You sick fuck, you are one King of the nasty snatch

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Royal Snatch Brigade

A large group of lesbians, usually focusing on themselves and not conversing with outsiders. Can also be used in reference to a group of girls up their own asses, acting as though royal.

I can't help but notice that the Royal Snatch Brigade is in town. What a big lot of bitches they are.