When you engage in casual sex with a Baltimorean and they hit you upside the head with a crab cracker, leave a steamy dump on your chest, and season you with old bay.
Met this girl at Ottobar who took me to LP Steamers, I had to take 3 showers to get rid of the smell!
When one person takes a massive dump in front of someone’s door, leaving It in a giant coil.
Eddie left a giant coiley steamer in front of the sorority house door, the girls thought it was a snake at first it was so large.
Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.
Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.
Do a no. 2 on a place you shouldn't do in (used especially for animals)
The dog has just done a Boston Steamer again
While during inter course the male will defecate inside the female vagina
Jimmy gave Sarah the tortilla steamer…
Suck someone’s ass while they rip a vape and get the smoke to travel from the esophagus to the anus
Aidan is gonna pull an Athens steamer on Mike so they can share the Hyde
when you perform a steaming carl in the midst of the stomach flu...
Man, she wanted the steaming carl but when it came out, yup, taco steamer, all liquid.