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A book by SHERRY ARGOV called Why men love bitches
I don’t. I love her. She’s not a bitch.
Why men love bitches
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The name of the sent from a large nosed man who is of homosexual nature.
"Did you smell that dude?,yeh i think he's wearing van doyon 4 men".
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Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger
Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men Burger. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
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Kane and Lynch Dead Men is a great third person shooter with "fuck" thrown in nearly every sentence. The voice acting is perfect, the shoot-outs can be intence, multiplayer is fun (except for those little pricks who feel cool by being a traitor), but Kane and Lynch didn't get the credit it deserved.
"Dude Kane and Lynch Dead Men sucks, it only got a 6.7 out of ten!"
"Fuck you dude, try it, don't believe the stupid reviews, just try it!"
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After watching Big Juicy Black Men Porn for 1 week straight, I understand the reason I was born, nay the reason humans even exist! It was all for this, Big Juicy Black Men Porn.
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Watching Big Juicy Black Men Porn has not only gotten me a chiseled chin, chad jawline, 9 packs and several instances of testicular torsion (from jerking off too much). It has also ensured that humanity will go down a path of prosperity.
Great job, Big Juicy Black Men Porn You are truly the of all time!
Person A: "God I love porn."
Person B: "Which type of porn?"
Person A: "I have many kinks, inflation, impregnation, BDSM Cum Monsters, amputees and so much more. But my favorite genre has to be Big Juicy Black Men."
Person B: "You have good taste, I love Big Juicy Black Men as well."
Person A: "Wanna make out?"
Person B: "Fuck yeah."
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A common phrase to counter ur mum gay, ur dad gay, ur mum double gay, ur dad double gay, ur mum lesbian, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny. Which it often works completely destroying the other party by either heart attack or everlasting pain and depression
Paul: Ur mum gay lol
Oliver: Ur mum lesbian for men
Paul: *Heavy breathing*
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The sexiest couple ever, despite the fact they argue over who loves each other more, it has been proven countless times that it is infact Ben who loves Jen more. It is believed they will spend FOREVER together!
Have you seen Ben and Jen the flowerpot men today?
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