nosed

getting drunk, the new word for sauced, or wasted

yoooo lets get nosed!

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nosed

To be nudged (often repeatedly) with a nose, such as a young puppy might do to push a sibling aside to make room in a basket.

Can also refer to "nosing" an alcoholic drink, and in a drunken fit of blaming, saying that the alcohol did something to the nose instead. Similar to "I got in a fight." vs "I started a fight."

"Bob nosed me."
"Where?"

"I got sooooooooo nosed."
"Haha"

nosed

To be jewed.

Dude, he totally nosed all my pot.
Yeah man, you got totally jewed.

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Nose

Something Voldemort does not have

Voldemort has no nose.

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on the nose

1. Precisely correct, without any error.

2. Unsubtle or overly and clumsily direct. Used when characters in a narrative leave no room for subtext with their eye-rollingly obvious dialogue. Not a general term for bad writing.

1. Guess how many beans in this jar. Forty thousand and one? On the nose, ladies and gentlemen!

2. Excuse me, but I don't quite think we should have Helga say "I am sad. I hate you and you smell." It's a bit on the nose.

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on the nose with

This is an exaggerated suggestion to someone who is overly emotional regarding a perceived slight. So do you want to hit him on the nose with a tire iron cause he looked at you?

Hit him on the nose with a tire iron!

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Nosed

the new term for wasted, drunk or sauced.

Omg guys, I was so nosed last night I don't remember a thing!

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