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Not only should you get in line, but the line is long.
I asked that pretty girl if we could have coffee sometime and she just rolled her eyes and said "take a number".
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To point out one's faults (appearance, finances, etc) in a challenging manner.
Person 1: It's cool if you don't wanna have a rap battle, prolly need some time to fix that Batman symbol on your forehead.
Person 2: Oh shit, he tryna take shots!
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Hey man, pull over somewhere.. I gotta take a squirt.
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When someone says something you don't like or annoying and you want them to be quiet, you can say, "Take a T." This comes from "timeout." In other words, its another way of saying, "Dude, settle down." , "Come on, don't say that." or Bro, thats not cool." Take a T: its that easy. When you get familiar with the saying, it can be abbreviated to "T."
Friend: Ugh, I hate that teacher she's so mean.
You: Take a T, dude, she's right behind you.
Friend: I dare you to do a backflip.
You: Take a T, I'm not doing that. I don't wanna hurt myself.
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The thing you should not say to your dear friend's boss at a holiday fundraiser.
"Tyler likes to take it to the face, if you know what I mean." *wink*
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To tell it like it is when idiots want to silence dissent
To take a Trump:
Trump: America needs sensible immigration laws
Leftist Speech Police: OMG, I just can't even , wow just wow - You're literally Hitler, you fascist, sexist, racist, homophobic, baby eating, Mexican burying, nazi KKK, turtle raping, puppy burning bigot. Everything you say is evil and you're supporters by way of my internal dichotomy are therefore guilty of all the aforementioned hyperbolic drama we accuse Trump of.
Trump Supporter: I don't think that's a fair and accurate statement
Leftist Speech Police: You deserve to die
CNN: This just in, Trump eats babies while Hillary save orphans from cancer.
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