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An awsome songwriter of the 70's. Very good looking when he was younger too. He was once married to Carly Simon.
Goodnight you moonlight ladies
Rockabye sweet baby james
Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose
Won’t you let me go down in my dreams
And rockabye sweet baby james
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A presenter on the motoring show Top Gear, along with Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond. His nickname is Captain Slow due to the fact that he is the most 'careful' driver of the three. He usually says "oh, cock!" when something (inevitably) goes wrong on the show.
He has presented some of his own TV shows, including 'James May's 20th Century' and 'Oz and James Big Wine Adventure'. He has also been a guest on other shows including Have I Got News For You and The F Word.
James May is the human equivalent of a cup of tea.
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Born March 27 1960, died October 31 1981
Cause of death: Killed while defending his family from Voldemort
Family: Lily Evans Potter (wife), Harry Potter (son)
Hogwarts: 1971-1978, Gryffindor
Friends:Sirius Black (Padfoot), Remus Lupin (Mooney), Peter Pettigrew (Wormtail), many others.
Animagus: Stag
Enemies: Severus Snape, Voldemort,
Appearance: Tall, lean, dark hair, hazel eyes, round glasses, said to be very good looking
Personality: Funny, smart, charismatic, charming, romantic, troublesome
Other: Was very good at Quidditch (he played Chaser), liked to play pranks, especially on Slytherins. He loved Lily Evans for a long but undetermined time, and was reported to have asked her out many many times. However, she hated him until she finnally agreed to go out with him in their seventh year. They got married soon afterward, and had Harry Potter (a.k.a. the-Boy-Who-Lived, the-Chosen-One).
James Potter was no doubt one of the bravest people in the Harry Potter series, as he died for his family without a second part. He was popular and had many friends and admireres, was very good at magic, and an excellent athlete.
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(noun) A person who makes ignorant comments and thinks they can turn everyone gay. Straight white girls are usually friends with him. Hey, sisters!
Wow he's such a James Charles I can't believe he did that
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The worst American President ever, serving from 1857-1861, and that's saying something when you have George W. Bush, Warren G. Harding and Franklin Pierce. Seven states succeeded from the Union under his Presidency. His excuse for inaction was: I do not have the constitutional authority to do anything.
(1860 Boston)
Niall: Seamus, did ya hear that South Carolina has left the Union?
Seamus: Aye, tis a major problem, what is James Buchanan doing about it?
Niall: He says he doesn't have the constitutional authority to send troops!
Seamus: Boy, that Buchanan is really fucking up!
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A guy with a huuuuge dick usually about 12-18 inches and loves the just as much as the ladies love him. Girls have wet dreams over him. And other guys want to be him.
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The re-encarnation of James Dean. God 'accidentally' killed James Dean when he was 24 in a car crash and felt guilty for keeping James Dean to Himself in Heaven. So, in effort to mend things in the human world he created James Franco, a man with similar looks and equal if not greater talent. God realized that He couldn't name the new James Dean the same name because it would be too suspicious. The angels submitted him into the Witness Protection Programme and gave him the new last name of 'Franco'
James Franco looks like James Dean... so maybe it IS James Dean... oh wait... it can't be... they have different last names.
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