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The thing that never sets on the British Empire
The Sun never sets on the British Empire
That thing that gives us vitamin d and skin cancer. Also likes to burn your eyes. Its also a deadly lazer
Person 1: Hey, can we go on land?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER.
Person 1: Oh, ok.
Person 3: Not anymore there is a blanket
The thing that didn`t shine on Thor and Loki again.
(The sun will shine on us again Brothers)
The stupid fucking circle that floats above us in outer space thinking it’s sooo cool giving life well fuck you sun all you do is ruin my eyesight for 2 minutes
Also the focus of an SCP-001 proposal where every living being melts into flesh puddles
Fuck the sun all my homies hate sunlight