Tool Shed

A group of tools in a crowded area such as a mall or theme park. They are easily spotted, as they usually wear bro tanks, skinny jeans, or apparel from Diamond Supply Co.

J: Jeeze, did you see that tool shed?

E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.

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impeaching tools

The act of dish washing. A smart-ass literal translation from the Hebrew phrase for "dish washing".

- Hey, dude, can you come and give me a hand?
- Just a moment, I'm impeaching tools.

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Palm Tool

A PDA or Blackberry Device

My palm tool has all the numbers I need.

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Tool-handling

Adjective. A tool-handling person is someone who knows how to deal with situations better than other people.

-We have to protect Larry, that guy's gonna kill him!
-What do you mean "we"? I love him, but I'm afraid. That's your job, my tool-handling friend.

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tool factory

An individual who repeatedly misuses the word "tool" thinking that it is a general slur when it in fact has a specific meaning as in somebody who doesn't realize that they are being used by others.

Wow that guy sitting under the television wearing the college jersey and slamming Bud Lights is such a tool factory that he doesn't even realize he sounds like a complete idiot.

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tool face

a white boy who raps.

have a good summer tool face.

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browsing tools

Tools that are handy for purpose of browsing

The browsing tools proved to be extremely helpful.

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