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a person who dosen't use any lotion on their hands or anything, they just go around having crispy hands. when you try to dap them off you get a blister or just get cut by them because of their crispyyyy hands.
Glen- whadd up.
Ediide robinson- supp
*both*-dap
Glen- son what the fuck you gave me a fucken blister.
Eddie robinson- ayo my fault. i guess my hands are crispy.
Glen- son let me help you out, i got some lotion for you so you can soften thoes crispy hands of yours.
Eddie robinson- okayy
Glen- okay lets try this again.
*both*- dap
Glen- son what the fuckkk my hand is bleeding now..fuck you yo. your hands are too crispyy
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It's when a person who you think is your close friend goes behind your back and proceeds to tell the female your seeing a barrage of negativity about yourself in hopes to lure her away from you and into his "Hater Hands"
John: Hey I know that you have strong feelings for Matt but I just wanted to tell you that the other night I watched him get two phone numbers from a couple different girls.
Female: Wow what an asshole!
John: Here hop on the back of my vespa and I'll take you out for some frozen yogurt to cheer you up!
THE NEXT DAY
Female: Hey John told me what you've been up to and I don't appreciate you treating me like another notch on your belt!
Matt: Well I don't know what he said but don't believe him. The guy has the biggest pair of Hater Hands you'll ever encounter!
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When you and your friend hold hands and give a hand job together. with you and your friend using your hands, that you are holding.
Jack and Jill decided to give a helping hand to Jack.
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A weakness felt in the hands leaving one temporarly unable to make a tight fist or to unscrew a bottle top. This syndrome usually occures early in the morning or late at night(when one is sleepy).
The man could not open the jar because he had sleepy hands.
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noun: 1. A guy who wacks off so much, it's like his hands are strumming a banjo.
2. an insult directed at a person who excessively masturbates.
adjective: a word to describe someone who wacks off a lot.
Dude, Joe's been spankin' so much, now he's got the banjo hands.
(look there's Joe)
Hey, what's up Banjo Hands!
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1. An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates over a women named Frances too furiously, resulting in an uncontrollable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.
2. To completely miss an easy catch when something is thrown, similar to a crocodile catch where the hands clap together making a snapping sound.
1. After to much time alone he was Fran handed.
2. While playing Frisbee in the park Fran was hit in the face after being "Fran handed."
Outta Hand: When someone does something weird, out of the ordinary, or thinks there in the yeshiva league but there not that can be outta hand.
Pomo: Dude im so cool my jawline bro I'm in the yeshiva league; tiyo- you are so non in the yeshiva league (displays hand motion),,, thats outta hand.
Besty: "my tabc boys will mess u up bro"- that is outta hand.
MRS Steiner- she is outta hand