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a person who dosen't use any lotion on their hands or anything, they just go around having crispy hands. when you try to dap them off you get a blister or just get cut by them because of their crispyyyy hands.
Glen- whadd up.
Ediide robinson- supp
*both*-dap
Glen- son what the fuck you gave me a fucken blister.
Eddie robinson- ayo my fault. i guess my hands are crispy.
Glen- son let me help you out, i got some lotion for you so you can soften thoes crispy hands of yours.
Eddie robinson- okayy
Glen- okay lets try this again.
*both*- dap
Glen- son what the fuckkk my hand is bleeding now..fuck you yo. your hands are too crispyy
It's when a person who you think is your close friend goes behind your back and proceeds to tell the female your seeing a barrage of negativity about yourself in hopes to lure her away from you and into his "Hater Hands"
John: Hey I know that you have strong feelings for Matt but I just wanted to tell you that the other night I watched him get two phone numbers from a couple different girls.
Female: Wow what an asshole!
John: Here hop on the back of my vespa and I'll take you out for some frozen yogurt to cheer you up!
THE NEXT DAY
Female: Hey John told me what you've been up to and I don't appreciate you treating me like another notch on your belt!
Matt: Well I don't know what he said but don't believe him. The guy has the biggest pair of Hater Hands you'll ever encounter!
When you and your friend hold hands and give a hand job together. with you and your friend using your hands, that you are holding.
Jack and Jill decided to give a helping hand to Jack.
A weakness felt in the hands leaving one temporarly unable to make a tight fist or to unscrew a bottle top. This syndrome usually occures early in the morning or late at night(when one is sleepy).
The man could not open the jar because he had sleepy hands.
noun: 1. A guy who wacks off so much, it's like his hands are strumming a banjo.
2. an insult directed at a person who excessively masturbates.
adjective: a word to describe someone who wacks off a lot.
Dude, Joe's been spankin' so much, now he's got the banjo hands.
(look there's Joe)
Hey, what's up Banjo Hands!
Me and Mike are best hands.
kinda like best friends but a hiccup in sentence structure.
To make a move; cop a feel; fondle someone sexually
Man that chick is hot! I'm going to try and pass a hand!