Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.
Just remember it.
Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE THIRD BIRTHDAY 3rd (3)...
Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-quadruple-third-cousin.
Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
irregular-quadruple-third-cousin.
when ur bored and it just pops up in ur mind
Rob: (is bored) balls to the third, man why thefuckdidithinkthat?
An erection that is between a Semi and a full on raging boner
Hey man, did you see those homeless men jerking each other off? It gave me a third on
The third and most advanced squigga of any generation to rival that of God with the n-word pass for life. Legends says he said the n-word one trillion times in less than a second. Squigga has confirmed 30 kids all named squigga even the women. The revolution of squigga comes on the 4th of July for 24 hours. To all light skin people protect yourselves, lock the doors, and blackface yourselves to throw them off, become Tyrone that is all.
"Squigga the third gave me an n-word pass for life it changed my life along with my black friends." "Nigga Lives Matter!"