wood pusher

one who skate boards; they "push wood" (ya get it!)

a derogatory term made up by, fruit booters a.k.a roller bladers, to describe a skate boarder. it was ment as an insult but im not sure if hurts anyone feelings.maybe fruit booters should be a little more creative.

that kid is such a wood pusher! ( wow i wish i could do that! i wish i wasnt just a lame fruit booter. damn i should learn a real sport)

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wood pusher

a gay insult(?) that fruit booters made to try to get us skaters angry, i think its kinda funny how dumb it is.

fruitbooter: your a woodpusher.
skater: haha, thats a terrible insult

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Dog Wood

If you've ever had the opportunity to stand downwind of a blooming Dog Wood tree then you already know that they reek of Semen worse than a pair of Janet Reno's undies. Either that or a bag of Funions.

I busted a Dog Wood all up in that bitches face. And that's before she even touched it! Gee Tommy, she must really think I'm a fagabeefy.

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Cheetah Woods

A funny play on words referring to Tiger Woods and his thanksgiving wife cheating car crash fiasco.

Person one: Hey, is that Tiger Woods with that hot woman?
Person two: Yeah but that's not his wife Elin Nordegren
Person one: Guess we should call him cheetah woods

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b-wood

a shorter name for the little known town of blackwood, new jersey

" YO cuz how bout we hit up this bangin ass party in b-wood"

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tim wood

a young boy who is a total mental reject with no sense of moral respect for those of superior being

holy moly u are a real tim of the wood

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fat wood

a blunt overly filled with weed

bro i wanna roll up a damn fat wood and get high as shit!

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