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sneak up behind someone and give them a handjob
I was standing in the store and somebody gave me a Batman reach around
When you're in an uber and your driver is listening to all the sexy jams.
Passenger to driver:
Do you hump around town to this music all day?
See also Katy Brown...when someone is so orange from spray on tans it looks like she rolled around in Doritos.
She thinks she looks so tan.... But I think she rolled around in Doritos. Right, I think I smell Doritos.
Freezing a hotdog and then sticking it in your butt for pleasure.
I wasn't getting any from my girl last night so I gave myself an American reach around.
During the doggy style partner on the top reaches towards the genitalia, not knowing what he will find; as long as it start with a "P," he is okay.
At hot steamy bar or boat.
Dan: Hey Daren, you guys left early, did you smash?
Daren: hell yeah I did
Dan: really? not judging
Daren: no no I did a Mississippi reach around, it was all good
The female equivalent of jimmy jacking around. Screwing around when she's supposed to be partaking in an important task.
Amanda was janey jilling around posting pictures of cute nails and taking slutty pictures on instagram when she was supposed to be looking for a job.
Messing around while playing Pokemon
Stop poke dicking around