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1)random bacon is a kind of bacon that is unexpected and tend to be the best kind of bacon.
2)bacon that appears from nowhere
1)carl:i want some bacon for breakfast
peggy: theres already some made
carl: wow! random bacon
2)carl: wow some bacon fell into my lap that sure is some random bacon
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Bits of poop that cling to your butt hair due to having a poo poo bum.
"My younger sister eats Bacon Bits like boogers."
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One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.
He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.
A corporate conspiracy of pig farmers whose tentacles of influence extend into politics, Hollywood, and the media. As founding members of ALEC, Big Bacon frequently sponsors pro-bacon legislation and are rumoured to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.
"Big Bacon donated $3m to the Trump superpac"
The 1 or 2 pieces of bacon You leave behind as a courtesy for the lazy people that slept through breakfast.
I woke up to the smell of breakfast only to find out that you didn’t even leave me a piece of pity bacon to go with the stale pancakes and cold eggs.
When you wake up to the smell of heavenly bacon, only to realize that there IS. NO. BACON.
Rob chased the smell of bacon through the house only to find the kitchen empty. The Phantom Bacon had tricked him again.
A party in which you can throw for yourself or another in which you first get baked (smoke or consume Cannabis until you are really hungry and really high) and then you make bacon-ALL of the bacon-and then eat the bacon.
I got high last night and threw myself a Bacon Party!