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You cum in a man's ass then shove your fist up his Anus and lick his lower back. Then you cum in his mouth and yell "splooge!"
Dude he just splooged all in me like a Tampa bay splooge cake!
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while a girl is on her period you put mozzerella cheese(feel free to use any other cheese if you want) then put pepperoni on it fucking her until the cheese melts, the blood is representing the pizza sauce.
een made a Tampa Bay Pizza Pie out of ame's pussy.
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1.A team that will never win a championship.
2.A team that can barely win a game period.
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Oh Man So Last Night I Was Shibbin In Da Bay With Chris IT WAS GOOOOOOOOD! HaHa
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The grundle of the world. Depressing little hole that should be filled in. Accesible only by long, long dirt road or even longer boat ride: "voyage of the damned". Home of the chocolate weavils.
I would soon contort and defacate in my own ear than return to happey valley/goose bay.
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When a married couple get divorced, the son has to become the new man of the house and start fucking his mother.
This is referred to as a Tampa Bay Bat Mitzvah when it's the daughter and father.
Cleetus: "Now that the divorce is final, Ma says I gotta start fillin' the hole Daddy left behind. Tonight's gonna be my Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah.
When you're having sex with a woman from behind and put your cigarette out in her anal cavity.
As I smoked my last cigarette and bent my cousin over the couch i couldn't find the ashtray ,so I gave her the ole' bay city firework finisher, that way we wouldn't burn my sisters house down again.