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The best kind of cheese out there.
Mozzerella owns american, swiss, munster, bleu, cheddar, gueda, fumunda, and of course cottage.
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When you eat cheetos then jerk off with the cheese powder still on your hands
Person #1: "I was so high last night and I was so hungry and horny so I just gave myself a mozzerella stick"
banging a whore on the beach while ragging, before you finish you stick you penis in the sand then put it back in to completion...
I was banging Ms. Florida on miami beach and right before i came i stuck my cock in the sand and gave her the mozzerella stick with sauce.
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What you eat when you can't find any other food in your damn house.
"There's nothing to fucking eat!"
"Eat some damn mozzerella bites."