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the guy best friend

1) when something amazing happens, he's the one you want to tell first.
2) he's not afraid to tell you when you are with the wrong guy.
3) he's the first one you call when things are going wrong.
4) he's the first one there when you need a shoulder to cry on.
5) when you imagine your perfect guy, you see him in your mind
6) your friends wonder why you and him aren't together yet.
7) he wants to be your back up date for formal, in case something goes wrong with the 'jerk' you are taking.
8) he knows when things aren't right, no matter how many times you lie using the words 'i'm fine..'
9) he gives you amazing advice on guys, cause duh.. who knows them better?
10) he is amazing in every single way and treats you the way you ought to be treated..

hint:
keep the guy best friend in your life! He will always be there for you no matter how shitty you treat him. He loves you and lets face it, you guys are meant to be together! It may take weeks, months or years..but you will end up with him. :)

by is he the one.. May 18, 2011

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best friend disease

When you cant ever become more than a best friend with a member of the opposite sex. Curable? The world may never know.

Russ Martin.. poor guy.. been stricken with best friend disease since Valentines Day '99

by Ow3n August 21, 2007

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Best Halloween Ever

When you and your significant other make sweet love. You do unthinkable things to each other and some things you don't want to do ever again. Anal, deep throat, eat pubes, hardcore penetration, use toys, play with the tits she doesn't have, spank the ass that she also doesn't have, cum all over the place and make the man suck his own dick. After all this you get the Best Halloween Ever.

"It was the Best Haloween Ever last night you have no idea."

"He made me cry last night yet he calls it the Best Halloween Ever. I'm so gonna dump him."

by I ducking hate you November 5, 2017

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Best Friend Crush

When you really start to feel a strong connection with your best friend regardless of sexual orientation or gender. You feel like you always want to be with them. When you hangout, you want to be touchy-feely but it's not necessarily romantic. Just close. You get a bit jealous when they hangout with other people and you think about them all the time. It's like being in love with them without wanting to do them. Unless you do...then go you!

I've been feeling a best friend crush for Alice. I always want to hangout and cuddle with her.

by SimplyKamtastic July 7, 2017

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best friend ever

someone that you share your love of life, makes you feel like you belong although your world around was chaos. Someone that you can laugh with despite the dire circumstances.

Hora and Romulus in book/movie Romulus my Father. This is an example of best friend ever.

by phantasy November 23, 2013

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Best-Behavior Friend

Also known as 'BBF'; a friend whom you have very little in common with and you act on your best-behavior when you're with.

A best-behavior friend does not typically know the extent of your true character or transgressions because you misrepresent the truth to make yourself look good or innocent. A person with a best-behavior friendship may see the friendship as important or long-standing and so lying about situations or leaving out key facts becomes common.

After a night of dancing, Meg found herself secretly having drunk sex with her best friend's ex-boyfriend. Meg went for lunch the next day with her best-behavior friend Rachel and when Meg recounted her night to Rachel, the sexual elements were removed.

by johnne-boy February 21, 2010

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Best guy friend

A best guy friend is the best to have, cause (no offense girls) there is less drama, if you do something stupid then they forget about it and move on, and you can tell them everything and they wont tell, when some of the other girls get on my nerves and i need to tell l someone something, he will always be there for you, and he's always up for a new inside joke! And if you hang with him a lot and people are convinced you are dating, my advice: IGNOR THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THOSE THINGS! They are jealous of you, cause they aren't close to people they only have enemies, if they do have friends then i bet they don't deserve them.

Snobby Girl:"You guys are going out!"
you:"No we are not he's my best guy friend, so lay off!"

by Miss. Mystery April 24, 2014

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