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“A Naruto themed blowjob is when a guy stands naked with his back against the wall, then the person performing the blowjob backs up 20 feet and Naruto runs towards the guy with their mouth open” - insta user ‘tokesmagosh’
Person 1: Naruto themed blowjob for weed?
Person 2: Wtf is a Naruto themed blowjob?
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Celebrated on March 14th, Rave and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with rave tickets and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order. Ladies and queers are Designated Drivers.
Dave: "Hey Dylan, what did Melissa get you for Rave and Blowjob Day?"
Dylan: "Well Dave, that would be a trippy show, and a big juicy blowjob."
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April,24th give your man the best blowjob he can have
I just gave my bf a blowjob for national blowjob day
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The act of any kind of pleasure from a man to woman.
Also can be known as blowjobed
1. Dude im totally blowjobing her right now.
2. Dude i totally blowjobed her last night.
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When a girl eats a lot of burritos then a guy fucks her in the ass and she farts while the guy is fucking her and he jacks off kuz it feels like a blowjob
1 DAMN last night i was with your mom and she gave me a Brown Eye Blowjob
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April 13th the day you give a guy a blow job and don't tell anyone
Yo adam it's national blowjob day
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After doing "Drugs" such as xanex (loss of memory) or extasy ( HARD body hullusination). You make the girl give u a soaking wet blowjob and you make her scream for the cream filling. Hehe
I went out to the club and took 6 hits of extasy, while dancing i seen a girl poppin xanex that animal, she told me of a story of a hard pinocio and for the first time in my life thought i fell in love, so i brought her back 2 my place and introduced her 2 the pills berry blowjob, she hasnt stoped screaming since. and me im still trippin balls
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