Watch left, Captain Kirk is gonna blow his load!
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
An uber-cool superhero who spends his off-time at BSF
Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.
In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.
It's considered one of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.
Reg made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain
In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.
It's considered one of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.
Reggie made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain
In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.
It is considered on of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.
Reggie made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain
A man who skippers lots of Tuna - or has sex with a lot of women.
Sam: "Hey Mike, is that the Tuna Captain talking to your girlfriend?"
Mike: "Oh shit. It is. You don't think he's skippered her, do you???"
Sam: "Probably. Guess you're single again."
Mike: "Fuck the Tuna Captain."
Sam: "Yeah, she already did, dude."
felating a woman's clitoris. Term derived from the slang for a womans clitoris 'The man in a boat'.
'Right then Barry' declared sharon 'first things first, I want to see you talking to the captain before you stick that cock up me - its not all about you!!'