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A highly objectionable political or social view or affiliation held by a previously compassionate and socially conscious person after a prolonged, sexual relationship with an ultra-conservative individual. Abbr: PTD.
Shamona was pretty cool until she started sleeping with that neo-con Nigel and picked up that politically transmitted disease... now she's uncomfortable unless she's surrounded by people of pallor.
When he said he was D & D free, I thought that included PTDs. Now I find out he's been a greedy pig ever since he got married to Lauren.
Wtf, you belong to the NRA? Politically transmitted diseases are worse than chlamydia, dude!
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The unfortunate act of loading the toilet paper roll incorrectly, which causes the toilet paper to be dispensed under the roll. Symptoms present are absence of common sense, inability to understand the obvious repercussions of the act, and irascible guests to said home individual resides in. May cause loss of friends, loss of IQ, and loss of bathroom priveledges.
Cause: unknown
Cure: a swift kick to the face
Bro 1: I broke up with my gf today, bro.
Bro2: Bro, why?
Bro 1: she has Tu-Sty Disease, bro. I can’t love someone who could infect me at any second.
Bro 2: oh fuck that, bro. Good choice. Bitches be crazy.
*Bros high five and continue to walk to their dads boathouse in their Patagonia’s, chubbies and boat shoes*
When the screen on your phone starts freaking out.
Touch screen disease is what Faith has on her phone. phone is actually possessed by evil spirits. I recommended that she drown the phone in her pool.
A chemical reaction in which tape media formats like VHS and audio cassettes are contaminated with crystal-like white powders. This occurs when storing tapes on a bad environment or being unused for a long time. Moldy tapes are easy to damage devices that use magnetic tapes, and can make them unplayable.
Moldy tapes are very easy to remediate, but it can be a time-consuming practice.
My old VHS tapes were infected with the infamous White Mold Disease, so I'm glad that I cured them by removing white powders.
When theres so much powder at the ski resort you and your friends are going absolutely crazy running over each other and totally destroy one another.
How was the resort today?
Dude, after waiting in lift line for 2 hours, once we got to the top everybody totally had mad pow disease, it was sick
Mark waters disease also known as Mark waters disease
Mark waters disease is a form of disease and not a disease example you got Mark waters disease