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This means you're addicted to texting.
My girlfriend texts me 24/7! She so has obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)!!
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A mental disorder in which, rather than dissociating with one's own personality, one uncontrollably associates an object (the subject) with an unrelated item (the result).
Person 1 - "What do cigarettes remind you of?" Person 2 - "An angel. The golden band reminds me of a halo." Person 1 - "Oh, snap! You've got a bad case of ARC (Associative with Random Crap) Disorder!"
A person who has a very bad habit of saying the word "Like"
Person 1: I'm like really like tired
Person 2: You have Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)
Person 1: No because people with OLSD like say like, like a lot, because like they have like a terrible habit of like saying like.
Ultramanic Bipolar Divinity Disorder, also known as High Psycho-God Complex or UBDD for short is a extremely rare form of Autismo-Schizo-Interpersonality Disorder that would cause someone at the age of 19-38 years old to burst to extreme endless psychotic episodes of wild extravaganzic Conspiracy Theories that appeared as absurdly retarded or as unintentionally intentionally outlandish and made up, the victim’s of this Disorder is known to be usually drunken with Alcohol and smoked and insert heavy amounts of drugs like Cocaine, Coconut Tobacco, Toxic Meth and Chemical Bong , White Glue, Acid and Steroids, and then they would start to go on a Genghis-like murderous Crusade on anyone and crowd that is usually in their way and their business, the effects of the Disorder causes Anxiety induced and Extreme, Crazy and Wack-out Delusions, imaginary images of them self as a God of War, crazy amounts of Hallucination, hypervision of sight, and partaking in and interpreting Religion in Bonkers and Un-shamefully different batshit insane ways.
It looks like there someone with a Ultra-manic Bipolar Divinity Disorder roaming and on the loose.
Post IB Stress Disorder, or PISD, is a short period of time after finishing IB, the International Baccalaureate, which manifests as: intense irrational stress, nightmares, delusions, and traumatic episodes which resemble the feeling of having more exams or IAs due in a short amount of time.
Paul: Oh man, I had a horrific nightmare last night… I dreamt I had an exam this morning and I wasn’t prepared.
Nicole: Shi you probably have Post IB Stress Disorder (PISD).
This is the urge you feel when you either want to click on existing or add new reaction emojis to conversations on Slack or any other platform that offers Emoji reactions.
Youssef and Angelo seem to have an Emoji Compulsory Reaction Disorder (ECRD). They just cannot stop clicking the emojis they see.
People who claim they are obsessed and love The Jonas Brothers, when they don't even own a CD besides A little bit Longer and know nothing about them. Their favorite Jonas Brothers songs include, SOS,Hold On, When you look me in the eyes and Burnin' Up.
They like Kevin the least/hate him and love Nick the most.They only Like The Jonas Brothers because of their looks and music and not because of their personality. (mostly because they don't know anything about their personality.)
They have no real knowledge of the boys and do not genuinely pay attention to their daily lives.
They tend to be the most annoying "fans".
Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) Converstion :
OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"
OJD: "Really"
OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"
OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"
OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"
OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."
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