OLSD

Organic Labor Saving Device

Colloquial term for a well trained child, spouse, etc. that helps in the committing of chores, work, and time-wasting activities.

Person 1: Dude look at this place! Don't you ever clean up around here? You need an OLSD!

Person 2: OLSD?

Person 1: Yeah, Dude. Organic Labor Saving Device.

Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)

A person who has a very bad habit of saying the word "Like"

Person 1: I'm like really like tired
Person 2: You have Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)
Person 1: No because people with OLSD like say like, like a lot, because like they have like a terrible habit of like saying like.