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Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.
Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was awesome until it wasn't!!
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"I'm totally going to destroy her Hairy Nosed Wombat"
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Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.
The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.
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A Curly haired male who sits shirtless in front of the telly playing on his xbox all day long. Has extremely hairy shoulders and can usually name most of the weapons from call of duty.
Alex Mcdonald is señor hairy-shoulders
señor hairy-shoulders took Courtenay home last friday night
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When you trim your pubes in the bathtub and stuff as many clippings as you can into your belly button.
That hairy belly button is gnarly!
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Military simulation games your hairy dad would enjoy playing.
WW1 verdun is such a Hairy dad games just like arma 3.
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The sex act of taking your dirty hairy underwear off while doggy-style and asking the woman if she wants a Hairy Tootsie Roll, the shoving your hairy skid mark underwear in her mouth.
Dude last night I gave my G/F a Hairy Tootsie Roll and she said she loved it!
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