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A term used by those that are usually in deep shit, or leach off of another entities reputation. This is done by piggy backing off of another entity with a good reputation, so it falsely communicates a sense of "we know what we are doing."
FDA: We issued a letter to Whole Foods saying they f*cked up and mislabeled their food and it made a lot of people with allergies sick.
AMAZON: we're working closely with the FDA to get our shit together.
A Work Death occurs when a co-worker leaves your team for another company. In reality they're still alive, but the truth is you'll never see that person ever again after they leave. It's as if they've died and gone on to the next (corporate) life.
"Did you hear that Kami is leaving us for a job at MegaCorp?!"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"
Kevin Work is any kind of work that you yourself don't want to do or is annoying.
changing reservations, making sale tags, packets, sandwiches, office max runs. " Can you change those reservations for me?" "NO, that's Kevin Work"
When you receive more work or responsibilities for the same pay...without a raise insight
"Hey man, you coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, can't. Got work inflation going on. Won't be coming out for a while"
To work as a prostitute/hooker, since most prostitutes usually can be found standing on a curb waiting to be picked up.
Person 1:It's only 8:00pm why are you leaving?
Person 2:I work the curb now, and I'm supposed to be meeting with a few other curb workers to chat.
To lift consistently and work as hard as if you were an oil rig employee.
I saw Derek in the gym today putting in that rig work.
Damn, Carter has become jacked! He must have been putting in some serious Rig Work!
When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".
When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension