rolling numbers

Incestuous masturbation, more specifically masturbation inspired by hearing one's parents rolling on the couch

When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out

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Rule Number Two

Fundamental rule of dating females, no fat chicks

1: two rules of dating my friend, rule number one is there are no rules
2: what about rule number two?
1: no fat chicks

Don't date Hayley, she's a rule number two

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Number Two Truck

When someone is on there way to the restroom to defecate, they are said to be on the "number two truck."

Person A: Where did Johnny go?
Person B: Don't worry, he's on the number two truck. He'll be back in a few.

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the answer to number 12

c0ck.

"yo bro did you get the answer to number 12"
"yea man, its c0ck"

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regifted phone number

A phone number that used to be yours and is now someone else's; conversely, a phone number that used to be someone else's and is now yours.

Me: "Someone kept texting that he loved me and finally I said 'WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?' and then his mom said it was a kid and this used to be his dad's number. I felt bad."

Friend: "That's what happens when you have a regifted phone number."

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letter-number symbolism

Also known as 1337.

Also known as Geek Speak.

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Number three

Menstrual secretion

I wish toilets accommodated for number three’s as they do for number ones and twos

I need to attend to my number three by changing my tampon

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