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When someone is on there way to the restroom to defecate, they are said to be on the "number two truck."
Person A: Where did Johnny go?
Person B: Don't worry, he's on the number two truck. He'll be back in a few.
c0ck.
"yo bro did you get the answer to number 12"
"yea man, its c0ck"
A phone number that used to be yours and is now someone else's; conversely, a phone number that used to be someone else's and is now yours.
Me: "Someone kept texting that he loved me and finally I said 'WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?' and then his mom said it was a kid and this used to be his dad's number. I felt bad."
Friend: "That's what happens when you have a regifted phone number."
I wish toilets accommodated for number three’s as they do for number ones and twos
I need to attend to my number three by changing my tampon
This is usually the number of digits on your hand when a ho wants you to call her.
Shaniqua wrote on her digits on my hand and later that night i called her.
The craziest of all fucking bitches, i.e. Lyndsey Miller. That bitch is fucked up. DON'T APPROACH! Reference from the Afro-Samurai series, as the Number One Headband was supposed to be strongest.
Mike: "Oh shit! Your ex is a Number One Headband"
Pete: "No, she's a fuckin Number Zero Headband"