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A person that manually bails a household sump after the electricity fails and they do not have a generator.
Dave and Sue spent all Saturday night working the chump pump because a tree took out their power lines.
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Putting a towel between your legs and pulling it back and forth to clean those genitals
Ah you just finished showering? lemme pump floss you
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When you're pushing real hard to get that final rep out on the bench press and you push just that little too much and pop a protein infused surprise in your pants.
Bert "8, 9, come on Ian you can do it, puuuusssh......"
Ian "AAAAAARRRRGGGHH......UT OH"
Bert "Sup?"
Ian "Think I just pump nugget!"
Bert "Nasty!"
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The act of sneaking up behind someone when they bend over, grabbing their hips and delivering a hard, uninvited pelvic thrust. Typically accompanied by a loud, guttural cry. The skillful sucker-pumper then nonchalantly goes about their business as if the event never occurred.
Joe was completely non-plussed following the delivery of an especially vicious sucker-pump.
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Face Pumping
The act of seriously intense fist pumping to the extreme where it is contagious to the whole body..
Face Pumping
When fist pumping just isn't enough...you face pump.
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When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum
I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!
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When u eat a pussy so muck your
tongue has marks
I pump stomp yesterday i cant eat.
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