fuck salad

(1) Pertaining to a combination of particularly unlucky circumstances which cause an individual to feel that they are destined for failure, or "fucked."

(2) A phrase used by people who do not enjoy or appreciate salad as a part of their regular diets, unless it is covered in ranch dressing, fried onion crisps, or so on.

(1) After getting a ride to class from a friend because he had woken up to three flat tires, Jack learned that he failed his psychology final. To make matters worse, when Jack's friend dropped him off at home, they discovered that the curb they'd hopped on the way to school was actually Jack's pet cat. Jack's friend looked at him apologetically and said "Sorry man, that's a real fuck salad you've got there."

(2) "Fuck salad," said Sheri, "I hate leafy vegetables."

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Salad fingers

A man with incredibly long, skinny, disgusting fingers.

"Dang, Glenn is really such a salad fingers."
"Dude, you let him touch you? Gross!"

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Bread Salad

Toast with butter on it when your super cross faded

I need some Bread Salad

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Noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in your mouth

I had three guys over last night and they fed me a noodle salad. Now my jaw is sore.

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Greek Salad

When you and your partner are having oral sex in the 69 position and you eat each others assholes.

Stephanie and I were bored so we diced to have a Greek Salad.

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Seizure Salad

When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.

I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.

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Trout salad

The act of diarrhea in a toilet bowl that when viewed is scattered like fish food when first dropped into the fish tank.

Mike had a hot dog with kraut and dropped a trout salad.

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