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One night when I got home Amanda was on the couch with nothing on but a red lace bra and thong she said "Do you wanna have sex" I was so excited I immediately stripped down we went into her bedroom then on her bed. I started to kiss her passionately while kissing her I took off her bra massaging her boobs she broke off and started eating me out it felt so good I started moaning and groaning in pleasure. I got out some handcuffs and handcuffed her to the bed. I sucked on her nipples biting her a little, then I started eating her out ( I loved her pink pussy) she cummed all over me I licked every last bit of it. Then it was her turn she handcuffed me to the bed. She ate me out I cummed all over her she put my cum on my boobs liking my boobs. She uncuffed me our body's grinding on each other. We fell asleep her boobs touching mine her pussy touching mine. BEST SEX EVER!!!
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Sex: its this thing that has become meaningless to people over time; the act or acts of consemation between "partners" or "lovers" commonly between two people, those being a male and a female, but in some other cases "sex" can include more than just two peoples... but thats a whole other fucked (ha, se what i did there, "fucked" 😂) up thing called "group sex" or more commonly known as an "orgy" which is the act of four or more people fucking (or more complicatedly, having sex) in the same room often "tagging off" and switching partners (these get togethers can also be more commonly reffered to as "swinger parties")... which if im being completely honest here, are kinda fucking (i did it again😂, dying inside send help please) weird and often smell like some fuckin sewer ass or some shit, but yeah basically thats only a small portion of sex rounded up into this long ass paragragh that i cant seem to end. I almost wonder if its the ADHD... wait what is this i here... you guys dont know what ADHD is? Well basically ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) is the best thing ever cause one idea sprouts out into another idea and then that idea sprouts out into another idea, and then that idea into like 3 or 4 different ideas and its fucking great... untill the doctors start persribing a bunch of random shit to you to see what will help you be more fucking "normal" like seriously what the fuck even is normal and... wait what were we talking about?
Damnit Aaron this is why you take your fucking adderall, cause when you don't you start giving weird fucking definitions to things like sex...
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It's a very pleasurable action (with feelings oh lots of lots of feelings but feels good) when your boyfriend or husband (or girlfriend or wife) stick their cock inside your vagina. Still don't understand? Get yourself a gf/bf and tell her/him you wanna have sex. :3
One day when I was walking home from school to my girlfriend, she jumped on top of me the moment I
opened the door. "Hey" I said. All of a sudden, I started to feel suuuper horny. I started kissing her so deeply she nearly fell off me. I carried her into our bedroom and threw her on to the bed. "Whatchya doing?" she asked. I replied " we're gonna have sex". " Yeah right" she said. "Yes we are" I said glaring at her. I proved it by ripping off my clothes and hers...... (cliffhanger have fun fucking ur gf or bf :3)
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sex is math
+ the girl
- the clothes
÷ the legs
and hope you don't multiply
sex
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What appears in the 'related words' section if you type ANYTHING in the Urban Dictionary.
Male Kid 1: Hey, lets search up random things in the Urban Dictionary
Female Kid 1: Sure, search up star wars
Male Kid 1: *searches up star wars in the UD* hey look whats in the related words section
Female Kid 1: What
Male Kid 1: sex
*both stick their tongues out in disgust*
Female Kid 1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU DO THIIIIIIISSSSS
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