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Not quite a shit, but totally a shart.
Don't be such a Dip Shart, dude.
Hey man, I noticed your K/D is lookin' pretty ass lately. Don't let these little dip sharts walk all over you.
A conference room inhabited by substandard corporate executives. Etymology: Shark Tank
“The executive team is stinking up the shart tank to review quarterly results.”
“Back to the shart tank to give a marketing presentation.”
A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...
Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!
When a less than optimal deal is presented and you take it because your don’t know shit
Dude got Shart Tanked by that con man on the tv last night
When you feel a huge ass fart coming and let it out because you think it’s going to feel good, but then feel something sticky come out of your asshole along with it.
Dude1: Hey dude, I was sharting this morning.
Dude2: Hot damn! How’s the skid marks?
When you think you have to take a large dump, but it comes out in little pieces one at a time.
I though I had to take a huge dump, turns out it was ala shart
The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.
I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.