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The concept of a nasty dragon but you need to pull her hair for the desired effect. When you give it a yank all the seman pours out her nose. Tooooot toooot!!!
I gave her a steam engine last night, it felt so good like riding into the sun set. I really tugged her hair like the reigns of a wild stallion.
It’s a sex move that requires five things:
1. A four door sedan
2. Something to smoke
3. A bitch
4. Some duct tape
5. Consent
Go to the backseat and fuck the bitch doggystyle with all the windows in the car rolled up so it can get hot as fuck. When the car gets unbearably hot, roll the back window, the one that the bitch is facing. They should stick their head out the window to get a breath of fresh air. Immediately, roll the window back up around her neck just enough to where it ain’t choking her, but she can’t put her head back in the car. The walk around the car, light something to smoke, stick it in their mouth, duct tape it around their mouth, get back in the car, and continue fucking them. Every time you hit it from the back, they blow smoke out of their nose. Choo choo.
Credit: MattRadiant on YouTube
“This girl I was with last night was into some crazy shit!”
“What did she do?”
“She wanted me to Steam Engine her.”
“That’s wassup.”
When you rack up a line of cocaine on your erect cock and a girl snorts it up then places that hard cock in her mouth.
Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a Columbian Steam Train.
When you fart in a girls mouth and then hold it closed.
Melissa got quite the steaming broccoli last night.
The placing of one’s ballsack atop another’s face over the eyes; like wearing a pair of ball-goggles. Preferably, the balls are lowered in a tea-bagging fashion while the other participant is laying asleep (optional) in the supine position.
At a sleepover, the boys like to take turns trying on each others’ Steam Punk Goggles.
A person that keeps shoving the words in Stephen Hillenburg's mouth about him not wanting any spin-offs of Spongebob and making jokes about Nickelodeon disrepecting his grave for money
Person 1: Stephen Hillenburg said no spin-offs!
Person 2: Am I really going defile this grave for money? Of course I am.
Person 3: Stop being Steaming Hillenturds and shoving the words in a his mouth
Cousin to the Cleveland steamer. When in favour of a nice glass of Chianti you instead crap into a wine glass and serve it along side your meal. Best served steaming, and can be served out of the glass or tastefully presented on one’s chest. Sommeliers delight!
Hey Greg, could I interest you in a steaming clarice?