Twilight Syndrome

Utterly unrealistic expectations in relationships based upon a fictional vampire named Edward, making the best of men feel completely inadequate.

First guy, "Dude! "My girl has lost her mind. She expects way too much and complains about how she wants me to be more like "Edward."

Other guy: "Dude, she has got The Twilight Syndrome."

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GTA Syndrome

When you try to find something and are never able to, yet once you do it is everywhere you look.

In the game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, and in San Andreas for example, when you try to find specific cars, they are never around, yet once you do suddenly they appear everywhere, hence the name GTA Syndrome.

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Moritz Syndrome

First found in Moritz Schaeuffelen, Moritz Syndrome is a non-communicable disease that makes you suck ass at video games no matter how much you practice.

Drew Santoro has Moritz Syndrome. Big Time.

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Aaron Syndrome

The state of being where you are extremely tired, unmotivated, and exhibit an utter lack of concern for what fellow human beings on earth feel. You are withdrawn, want to go sleep, and just all around want to sit and be useless.

Nate: Hey Aaron, want to go outside and play basketball?

Aaron: Uhhh....mhmmm.....uhh..........

Nate: Uh oh, I think his Aaron syndrome is hitting hard today.

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MTV syndrome

Someone who believes that once a song goes on mtv it is lame or that band sold itself out. Also someone who is overly-indie.

first day: person 1: "damn i love (song name here)!!"
second day: person 2: "did you see (song name here) on mtv last night??"
person 1: "ya, it sucked"

Mtv syndrome sucks.

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Sarah Syndrome

The irrational and unjustified lust for crazy-haired girls named Sarah.

"Damn player, that Sarah girl is mighty fine-"
"Ugh, don't get all Sarah Syndrome on me."

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Neopets Syndrome

A series of characteristics often found in popular RPG-related sites and/or games. Characteristics often include an overabundance of 10 year olds, excessive work for minimal rewards, overly cute characters, excessive hype, and a BBS shat out from the bowels of hell itself. Named after the popular RPG site, neopets.

Ragnarok Online suffers greatly from the Neopets Syndrome.

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