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Moritz is a sweet German guy. If he likes you, you are the luckiest person alive. He is adorable when he blushes. He is super attractive, but he dosn’t know it. He also dosn’t know how many girls are into him.
He can be misleading when it comes to his feelings about you.
Moritz is the type of guy who gets shy when he has to speak infrount of an audience, his entire face goes red.
He can hold a grudge a little long but it is the greatest feeling when he forgives you. Moritz is a great hugger, the best actually.
Moritz is the best friend a person can ask for.
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"Moritz" is a German term for a guy with an unusual large penis. The term has frequently been used in porn, especially German Dungeon porn
"Did you see this guy's dick? It's fucking huge!"
"Yeah, he's a real Moritz"
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The most awesomely awesome person there is.
guy: Do you know Moritz is coming to the party?
girl: yes, thank god, its gonna be legendary!!!
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A good looking german male, the dream man of every girl. High intelligence and a very large penis. Is the coolest boy in the hood.
Guy: moritz is coming to tje party
Girl: it's going to be legendary
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Moritz is a beautiful Guy from germany, who is always nice and very beautiful. His Shlong is bigger than the Atlantic Ocean and he is smarter as Einstein. If he loves you, he wont cheat and he gives the best gog-gogs.
Moritz is a Blowgod!
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Moritz is the type of guy you switch directions on the street for when you walk past. He looks a bit like an alien, but in the best possible way. Like a sexy alien. He is also EXTREMELY smart and INCREDIBLY kind -- the type of man you want to keep close. You're lucky to know one and even luckier if he wants to date you.
Person 1: Yo, that's one hot dude over there.
Person 2: Duh, that's Moritz!
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